Fossil Soup

Yeah, I'm relatively uninspired today, but I still can't believe I'm letting some stupid shit get me down.


Things That Never Happened: Vol 1.5

It was time for the school dance, and everyone who had a date was already out dancing on the floor. An awkward kid had tagged along with some friends (actually, he drove them there because he was the only one with a car) and assumed his vital role among the wallflowers. He eyed a fairly attractive lass down the line, dancing with herself watching the couples as they danced not a few feet away from her.

The awkward kid took a little while to muster up his courage, but he finally managed to walk over to the girl.

"Would you like to dance with me?" he asked.

"No, I'd rather dance with that cute guy over there. I think you walked in with him?"

He glanced over. Indeed, she was referring to one of his friends, who was at this point slow dancing with his date.

"Yeah, that's my friend. But he's already dancing with someone."

"I know... How about him?"

He took another look... It was his other friend, who also was dancing with his date.

"Yeah, my other friend. We have a pretty big car."

"Well, can't I dance with either of them?"

At this, the kid punched the girl square in the nose.

Fin.